Tag: true history

thefemaleofspecies:

Will there be anything funnier in this world than white straight men boasting about how much calm,logical and superior they are bc they dont get “offended” over racist,homophobic and misogynistic jokes “like those sensitive SJWs” but completely losing their shits and writing 15 page essays about “reverse racism”,“heterophobia”,” and “misandry” just bc someone made a “white people cant dance “ , “straigh people are annoying” or “men are trash” joke ?the answer is no

sunnydwrites:

me, a writer, sitting down to write: time to be productive!

my brain: here’s another scene completely unrelated to this story.

me: i don’t know what you expect me to do with this right now—

my brain: write it. a whole new story.

me: i don’t think i can do that, i have this whole other project that we’ve spent hours creating together—

my brain, pounding fists on the table: NEW PROJECT

me:

my brain:

me: okay but you might be right this time—

iwritevictuuri:

Me: okay alright cool let’s write some kissing

Brain: we gotta have context for the kissing fam

Me: okay no prob bob, context away, let’s set the scene and establish the characters—

Brain: mm yes good

Me: —and then we—hey wait hang on now there’s 1000 words of buildup and still no kissing

Brain: MORE BACKSTORY

Me: no but remember the kissing?

Brain: ALL CONTINGENCIES MUST BE COVERED BEFORE THE KISSING CAN BEGIN