568a:

ONE PIECE PARTY, back cover from the fourth book.

Vivi?


Luffy: Ah, this is a lively town!

Chopper: There’s a lot of people here!

Nami: Ah? Isn’t that person over there Vivi?

Luffy: Vivi? There’s so much people here, I can’t see properly.

Sanji: !! That hair colour! The shine! The length! The gorgeous waves!

Sanji: No mistake, it’s Vivi-chan!

Luffy: Heeey~! Vivi!!

Buggy: Hm? Did you call me?

Luffy: It’s Buggy after all!

Buggy: Owww

thes3nator:

tipofthescepter:

aka-maayan:

thecolossalennui:

prokopetz:

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

oompa loompa doopity dare

the court finds you breached your duty of care

oompa loompa doopity disk

that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

oompa loompa doopity do

only a partial judgment for you

Oompa loompa doopity doubt,

The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…

(SLAM) (SLAM)

THROWNITY OUT!

catfasteve:

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”