i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now
my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable
people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine
so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit
then Jedi comes out and
you think that would stop anyone? not even for a minute. if Canon Human Bill Cipher didn’t slow anyone down nothing will
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IDK WHY IT’S NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY.
The follow up is even more hilarious iirc. Inuyasha ends up forgetting her and it flashes back to her a couple times through the episode beseeching inuyasha from her hole
Useless 