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Borsalino at 28 years old, before he switched exclusively to suits. Time to get serious am I right fellas haha aaaaa jk

Jeff Goldblum Borsalino is a pimp and I think we all know that about him. Plays dumb sometimes for kicks, but he really is kind of an airhead. Drives people crazy, doesn’t care. Normally takes everything in stride, but can be a big brat if you actually manage to piss him off. Always smells super good. He took one look at Sakazuki and went “OOF” and you know home boy had to have that. He and Sakazuki are somehow perfect together. Borsalino always looks out for Kuzan, because Kuzan is an idiot and a baby (and Borsalino remembers what he was like when he was 19). When he’s really, really happy, he can’t help but literally glow/shine, it’s cute but sometimes also really annoying.

Borsalino always wears sunglasses because after accidentally blinding yourself for the fifth time with your logia powers, you wise up.