cat: hey you gonna eat that?
human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.
cat: free game then. Cool.
human: be my guest.
cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.
humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.
cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.
human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.
cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.
human: I’m ok with this.
Tag: cats
blessed
Hope this brightens your day!
My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.
KITTEN IN MY CAR
BABY IS SAFE
Dave: “We probably can’t keep him so don’t get too attached now ok”
(one hour later)
Dave: “I named him Meep Meep”
This is 0.6lbs of cranky old man cat who is also 90% fluff by volume.
MRRAAAAGH.
he screech
screm
Useless 