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Tag: birds
Me thinking about a joke I told last week
what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs
Unmute !
PEEKABOO!
This added three years to my life.
Fuck this tree in particular. [source video]
why birb
why
that has to be the angriest fucking woodpecker I haver ever seen
Translation:
Hey gang, I just ran after this animal. Someone tell me what animal is this. Look. It’s weird, I found it. I thought it was a duck. Look at its feet, my god *bird kicks* HEY, CALM IT FUCKER, DON’T PECK ME. My mom has a zoo at her house, I’m gonna take it to her. But look, it’s a weird animal *bird starts pecking his fingers* AAAAAAAAAAAAH IT PECKED ME, SON OF A FUCKING BITCH. *sucks air through teeth* UUUGHH FUCK, HE’S PECKING ME GUYS AAAAAAAAHH, ASSHOLE AAAH. FUCKER, LET ME GO, OH FUCK AAH–





