draculotl:

my animal behavior professor just emailed me this

He missed

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house 🙂

insaneinspireddreamer:

gudakko:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

cryptictranz:

closetedguyy:

transmedwaterdeer:

closetedguyy:

sansv0re:

closetedguyy:

gudakko:

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

are you going to make shoelaces as well

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

Weak

anyone want to shoot me

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

scene before movie climax:

lightsintheskye:

doubletranquility:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

My favorite movie.

bezitapitachiquita:

Saw this meme on FB. I decided to add the picture.

Source: bezitapitachiquita

sgtcalhouns:

ryan lang shared some of his couples’ portrait concepts for felix and calhoun on twitter and i just gained an extra ten years on my life

Source: sgtcalhouns

i-homeostasis:

i-homeostasis:

dude seeing these Mega high quality images of the surface of mars that we now have has me fucked up. Like. Mars is a place. mars is a real actual place where one could hypothetically stand. It is a physical place in the universe. ITS JUST OUT THERE LOOKING LIKE UH IDK A REGULAR OLD DESERT WITH LOTS OF ROCKS BUT ITS A WHOLE OTHER PLANET?

LIKE THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A PERSON’S BACKYARD. LIKE YEA A LITTLE DUSTY MAYBE THERE WAS A SANDSTORM BUT THAT’S COOL I’M JUST GONNA WALK DOWN TO THE STORE P S Y C H YOU’RE ON MARS BICH!